Usually when I have really elaborate dreams they’re either scary or just weird. But this one was actually hilarious!
It was in the future, which was cool to see my subconscious view of it. All the cars were just these long, skinny triangular platforms, and each had its own particular form of gravity, so as long as you were just on it, you couldn’t fall off because it was just like standing on ground, but it could go like 200 miles an hour. So in this dream, it was me, my dad, and a stepmom/my dads girlfriend? Which is weird because my parents are married.. But whatever. I can’t fully remember the girlfriends face… But I’m pretty sure she was a red-headed Marilyn Monroe, and she was a major gold digger, and my dad was this big hotel owner. So anyways, we were all staying in this awesome hotel, that was on a corner in manhattan and the entrance was gigantic red curtains surrounded by lights, and whenever someone walked in it was like you were walking onto a stage, and all the people inside as working in the hotel would clap for you when you walked in, like you were a famous performer that had just stepped onstage (hence the curtains I guess) and for some reason they would just go crazy for me, probably because it was my dream, but still. So I had the penthouse suite and it had this enormous slide that I used to get around; it would take me to the “coffee shop” that was actually Starbucks it just wasn’t called that in my dream, or to the pool hangout which was a teen club, IN THE POOL and there was tons of hot guys, and I spent most of my time in there dancing. There was also a restaurant but I never went… So I hate the girlfriend/wife of my dads, and I said some HILARIOUS shit to her, like she asked me some question like she told me to stop talking so loud for some reason when we were in our “car” and I said “shut up you frigid bitch and go back to doing what you’re good at” and she said “and what’s that?” and I said “sucking dick to afford your plastic surgery addiction. The lips are looking a little flat, I can see it from here. And your staples are showing” cause she got all this plastic surgery and she had just had a tummy tuck or something so she like came at me like she was gonna slap me and I said “chill the fuck out… If you hit me, that’s 33% of your funding down the drain” like mentioning towards my dad, so she stopped and my dad goes “what do you mean, 33%?!?!?” and I said “oh, you didnt know? Hahaha, late train…” and then we were home so i got off the car and was walking into the house and turned and said to the chick “happy hunting you pathetic cock sucker” and she gave me a death glare and I just walked into my house, an then some hot guy from the pool was all of a sudden beside me and I guess he had been there all along I just hadn’t noticed him, and he was my boyfriend and he was alllll about me and I was lovin it cause he was hot as hell, I think it was like an older, taller Austin mahone if anyone knows who that is.. Which was random cause I watched one of his YouTube videos for the first time ever like yesterday so I dunno. Whatever. SO YEAH THAT WAS MY DREAM HHEHEHHE
